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You know what. I don't miss a lot about dsmp. But you know who I do miss whenever I think about them?

They were in LOVE. They are one of my few heterosexual ships (we ignore they are both played by men because that part doesn't matter) Guys they unironically were the only fully healthy couple on that damn SMP. I will now cry

[emi-writings]

MCYT Yuri Week Valentines Day One

So, I recently noticed that the DSMP Ao3 tag has less F/F content now than it did late last year! And so, I may have gone a little overboard for @mcyt-yuri-week to make up for it.

[chippermelon]

mexican dream and mamacita

[almostdeath]

You all want a Crack HC?

Mamacita is C!Dreams drag queen alter ego. He literally just puts on different clothes with pushups in his crop-top, a wig and adds some blush to his mask-

[salmon-park]

Uh uh uh uh uh cough

[missmrvee]

[samairatheshroom]

──★ ˙🧷 ̟ !!

nobody talks about mamacita and mexican dream enough

they are literal icons in my opinions

I srsly need more of them

but here is what I think girl dream is kinda plus size she has a body shape much like mitsuri's

for does that don't know her

so mamacita has a hourglass body shape and HIPDIPS becuz I said so she has Stretch marks as well as scars

she wears something very similar to mitsuri's uniform

she wears a backless and sleeveless black top and a bright green jacket on top that is like pearls jacket

this jacket but longer and she wears a green colored skirt

them>>>>>>>>>>>>>>every ship ever

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!!!!none of these art are mine they are from pinterest!!!!

we need more mamacita and Mexican dream fanfics people!!

they are just tall gurl and smol boy

Mamacita is badass fighter gf

and MD is a smug but weak bf

MD the bf that can't open jars

and Mama is the gf to open them for him

they def get married and have children if MD wasn't dead or somethin'

MD needs to drop a rizz tut cuz how TF did he pull the badest bitch of the server

(niki you too I love you)

[sing-me-under]

White

Hubert was also a butler in Billiam’s Mansion. If rumors were to be believed, he was actually the senior butler to Butler (unnamed). Hubert apparently ran away from the mansion right before the Masquerade began.

Karl found a small photo tucked away in a wardrobe of Butler and some white-haired teenager. That must be Hubert. This was the fourth dreamon hybrid Karl had ever met. Weren’t they supposed to be rarer than this?

[dry-moss]

[purpleglitch]

mamacita,,, also mexican dream he loves his wife ^-^

Based on this photo lmao <- (is in love with fem!dream)

[logstedshire]

mexican dream was the best character in the dsmp hands down

[tjodity]

dsmp lesbian analysis post

this was based on a misreading of a different post so now im rating how lesbian dsmp characters are. no real criteria just going off of vibes from a lesbian. based vaguely on how lesbian they are and how much they might identify as lesbian

C!Phil- (4/10)-he has a wife so thats something. he's kinda forgone most identities by this point he just does what he wants

C!Tubbo-(1/10)-im sorry thats just some binary gay transmasc guy. he may have briefly been a lesbian in his early teens so he had an extremely on the spot explanation for schlatt abt dressing masc but he likes men (a lot) so he never really had any attachment to the label

C!Ranboo-(3/10)-they arent really interested in women but he's got a lesbian gender thing goin on. guy with a weird relationship to femininity

C!Dream-(2/10)-she actually is a lesbian but no ones told her that yet and she's probably not gonna figure it out on her own. mamacita was an egg cracking experience

C!George-(0/10)-im sorry i dont see it

C!Niki-(10/10)- trans curious bisexual woman who wears a trench coat and has ratty dyed pink hair and knows how to tie a lot of different kinds of knots and not for boat reasons. she's having a full boar gender and sexuality crisis starting during the election. dyke as a gender identifier probably wouldn't occur to her but she'd like it a lot. she'd also like the old flag with the axe

C!Sam-(2/10)-not really a lesbian at all but if puffy squints hard enough while theyre making out sad style she can act like he's a cute butch

C!Fundy-(3/10)-he doesnt really call himself a lesbian but whenever he has a crush on a woman he in his head says he's being gay for her. accidentally postponed niki's sexuality crisis by transitioning to a guy

C!Punz-(10/10)-look at him. look at him. butch lesbian who kinda acts like a dog for the girl she's obsessed with. religious horror toxic devotion yuri buff lady general tragedy we got it all. also tommyinnit certified look

C!Hbomb-(3/10)-she's mostly straight but a lot of her admiration of other women and learning to do femininity in a way she likes kinda aligns her with lesbians. she believes in their beliefs

C!Sapnap-(??/10)-kinda in a quantum state of lesbianism for me. could go either way honestly. if her fiances want her to be a girl she can be

C!Karl-(9/10)-karl set off everyone's lesbian radar they didn't know they had which was really confusing cause it presented like a gay cis guy for a long while. tubbo just happens to ask her abt gender once on a whim n she's like oh no im a girl thing :3 and everyone else freaks out cause it was just not correcting them. it likes flamboyant masc fashion and being confusing

C!Quackity-(10/10)-watch the quackhalo date stream if you haven't yet i'm begging you. bigender transfem girlguy guygirl who wants to be someone's girlfriend and have a girlfriend or multiple or many. she's running the full gambit of presentation in a bunch of combos

C!Badboyhalo-(5/10)-Quackity brings out the lesbian in her (she's a closeted transfem lady and it makes her very flustered when she realizes q's calling her his girlfriend.) the bigboobies in bigboobyhalo are the result of lots and lots of estrogen

C!Wilbur-(0/10) he doesnt know lesbians are real

C!Puffy-(7/10)-the best way i can describe puffy's gender is that she is earnestly trying to be as confusing contradictory and horny as possible and it's working. she's a lesbian but only when she's a guy or just extremely down bad for some lady and if you called her a dyke she'd moan

C!Slimecicle-(7/10)-lesbian as a gender thing. he doesn't like using typical words to describe his gender but lesbian is the closest to standard it'll go

C!Hannah-(10/10)-she likes women. A LOT. and also worked hard to become one. just a lot about women going on in her life

C!Schlatt-(???/10)-he's got some shit to sort through n maybe that'll be a realization he makes down the road

C!Foolish-(2/10)-if you tried hard enough you could make him one

C!Tina-(10/10)-many of her actions are motivated by the need to kiss a girl with teeth

C!Eret-(8/10)-strong yuriful vibes

C!Tommyinnit-(9/10)-they are fucking ATTACHED to that label you can pry it from their cold dead hands. she also likes boys n is more platoniromantic than anything but. lesbian critter right there it's important to her

C!Aimsey-(-1000/10)-killed your wife idiot

[emi-writings]

MCYT Yuri Week Valentines Day Three

I am... really sorry to @mcyt-yuri-week for this one, I may have gone a little crazy with the cursed ships. On the plus side, I am increasing the number of different mcyt yuri ships to exist.

[strawberrrymilk1]

Every DSMP duo (Tell me if I missed some and I'll add them)

Bedrock Bros - Technoblade & TommyInnit

Bee Duo - Ranboo & Tubbo

Allium Duo - Ranboo & TommyInnit

TNT Duo - Quackity & Wilbur Soot

Clingy Duo - Tubbo & TommyInnit

Crime Boys - Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Disc Duo - TommyInnit & Dream

Devil Duo - TommyInnit & Drista

Endersmile - Ranboo & Dream

Emerald Duo - Technoblade & Philza

Rocket Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Jack Manifold

Cookie Duo - Ranboo & Slimecicle

Sweater Duo - Jschlatt & Wilbur Soot

Taller Duo - Ranboo & Wilbur Soot

Sand Duo - Philza & Wilbur Soot

Memory Duo - Karl Jacobs & Ranboo

Deity Duo - Dream XD & Foolish

Mutually Assured Destruction(MAD) Duo - Dream & Wilbur Soot

Angel Duo - TommyInnit & Philza

BBQ - BadBoyHalo & Quackity

Lovers Duo - Mamacita(Girl Dream) & Mexican Dream

Pumpkin Duo - Quackity & Jschlatt

Quirky Duo - Wilbur Soot & Tubbo

Firefly Duo - Tubbo & Dream

Hotel Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & TommyInnit

Nuke Duo - Jack Manifold & Tubbo

Staged Duo - Punz & Dream

Golden Boys Duo - TommyInnit & Purpled

Squeaky Duo - TommyInnit & GeorgeNotFound

Uncles Duo - Jschlatt & Philza

Meow Duo - Wilbur Soot & GeorgeNotFound

Happy Duo - Skeppy & BadBoyHalo

Dap Duo - Quackity & Slimecicle

Vault Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Dream

Sunrise Duo - Technoblade & Nihachu(Niki)

Treasure Duo - Sapnap & Ranboo

Boat Duo - Foolish & Ranboo

Pyro Duo - Sapnap & TommyInnit

Prey Duo - Technoblade & Quackity

Eternal Duo - Foolish & Eret

Ping Pong Duo - Punz & Ponk

Calamity Duo - Quackity & TommyInnit

Therapy Duo - TommyInnit & Puffy

Cuck Duo - ConnorEatsPants & Jschlatt

Honk Duo - Karl & Quackity

Supreme Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Ponk

Assassin Duo - Quackity & Purpled

Bitter Duo - Jack Manifold & TommyInnit

Peer Pressure Duo - Technoblade & Ranboo

Twin Duo - Technoblade & Wilbur

Scam Duo - TommyInnit & Jschaltt

Orphan Duo - Skeppy & Technoblade

Cabinet Duo - Quackity & Tubbo

Button Duo - Eret & Wilbur Soot

Rivals Duo - Technoblade & Dream

Fireworks Duo - Tubbo & Technoblade

Grime Duo - Slimecicle & TommyInnit

Apple Duo - Slimecicle & Jschlatt

Rain Duo - Wilbur Soot & Nihachu(Niki)

FireFox Duo - Seapeekay(CPK) & Sapnap

Mercenary Duo - Punz & Purpled

Fun Duo - Eryn & TommyInnit

Glow Duo - Ranboo & Aimsey

Piss Duo - Seapeekay(CPK) & Dream

Neighbors Duo - Purpled & TommyInnit

Short Duo - Quackity & GeorgeNotFound

Spring Duo - Aimsey & Tubbo

Jaffa Cake Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Tubbo

Comfy Duo - Tubbo & Sapnap

Loud Duo - Dream & Quackity

Rose Duo - Dream & Hannah

Octopus Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & TommyInnit

Earth Duo - Dream & GeorgeNotFound

Pickle Duo - TommyInnit & Foolish

Icy Duo - Fundy & Ranboo

Horns Duo - Tubbo & Jschlatt

Citrus Duo - Fundy & Dream

Homie Duo - Karl & Sapnap

Coconut Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Fundy

Chair Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Ranboo

Ducky Duo - Skeppy & Quackity

Giggle Duo - Aimsey & TommyInnit

Hell Duo - Jack Manifold & Sapnap

Hibernation Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Technoblade

Pet Duo - Technoblade & Sapnap

Land Duo - Foolish & BadBoyHalo

Loan Shark Duo - Foolish & Quackity

Orange Duo - Sapnap & TinaKitten

Sunshine Duo - GeorgeNotFound & TinaKitten

White Eyes Duo - Eret & BadBoyHalo

Heart Duo - TommyInnit & Eret

Sugar Duo - Dream & TinaKitten

Prank Duo - Eret & Fundy

Star Duo - Foolish & TinaKitten

Parents Duo - Kristin(Mumza) & Philza

Scar Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Quackity

Bug Duo - Ranboo & Punz

Birthday Duo - Beautie(Beau) & Tubbo

Pun Duo - Beautie(Beau) & Ranboo

Musically Duo - Tommyinnit & Beautie(Beau)

Boat Duo - Ranboo & Foolish

Nether Duo - Badboyhalo & Jack Manifold

[rat-rosemary]

Personally I think a good amount of the dsmp knows how to pole dance, for various reasons

Under the cut for who

KEEP IN MIND POLE DANCING IS A SPORT AND IM NOT SAYING ALL THESE CHARACTERS DO IT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING SEXUAL also these are obviously all C!

- Wilbur -absolutely are you kidding me? Also he has worked some nights just for fun in Las Nevadas, but more often then not his shows are private

- Quackity - It would be embarrassing for him not to know how to, + im pretty sure he canonically knows how

- Tommy and Tubbo - look you don't grow up around someone who pole dances without wanting to try even a little bit

- Fundy - Same reason as Tommy and Tubbo, but there were even more people doing it when he was growing up

- Dream - he absolutely knows how to do it, but hes also the kind of dumbass who learned how to do it to shoot a bow upside down. He was invited to do a show one single night in Las Nevadas and it was a very confusing night for him and for Quackity

- Techno - saw Wilbur doing it, though "how hard can it be?" and fell on his face. Spend the next week doing nothing but learning how to do it. He only really started to learn choreography when he learned Dream knew how to do it as well

- Bad - He thinks its good exercise and that its great to work on the muscles of the arms. He spend so long trying to convince George to learn because he thinks any good archer must know how to pole dance

- Ant - Thought it was fun, wanted to do it to surprise his boyfriend

- Tina - Accidentally bumped into (post prison) Dream when he was on his way to practice and convinced him to teach her. She has no clue that her teacher is Dream

- Foolish - Tina convinced him to go with her with one of her classes, which was very awkward for both him and Dream (also he kinda thought you needed to learn how to do it to work in Las Nevadas)

- Mamacita - Was the one who taught Dream how to do it, is working on teaching her wife (MC)

- Connor - parasocial fuck

- Punz - he leaned after prison to try to impress Dream, but also so he had a reason to work out with him

There are poles both in the middle of the community house and in the middle of church prime

[veedoesstuff111]

☁︎︎ Streamer DR Groups ☁︎︎

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☁︎︎ Duos:

✦ Orchid duo: Dream & Me - when I first joined the dsmp I told him that my favorite Minecraft flowers are orchids and I wanted to get some. He gave me some the next time I logged on, which were named “<3"

✦ Memory Duo: Ranboo & Me - we're both very forgetful irl

✦ Panda Duo: Sapnap & Me - we adopted a panda on the dsmp together

✦ Bow Duo: George & Me - we're both really good with Bows and won MCC 11 because of our insane Dodgebolt moves

✦ Sleepover Duo: Mamacita/Girl Dream & Me - when Dream turned into Girl Dream also called Mamacita, there was a joke that we would do a sleepover/girls’ night

✦ Honey Duo: Tubbo & Me - we farmed honey together

✦ Cake Duo: Niki & Me - we went on a quest on the dsmp to make a cake

✦ Weapons Duo: Techno and Me - we are both constantly treated like weapons in the lore

More to be added

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